{"id":632,"date":"2013-08-23T05:49:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T05:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/632\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/magic-beer\/"},"modified":"2013-08-04T02:40:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-04T02:40:43","slug":"magic-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/632\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/magic-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6058\" alt=\"bad-kid-drinking-smoking\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking-238x300.jpg 238w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>So this guy walks into a bar and says, \u201cGve me two beers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender obliges him.<\/p>\n<p>The guy looks into his wallet and says, \u201cGive me two more beers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the bartender gives him two more beers. 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