{"id":631,"date":"2013-06-17T08:48:56","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T08:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/631\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/why-do-men-sit-with-their-legs-wide-open\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T13:21:23","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T13:21:23","slug":"why-do-men-sit-with-their-legs-wide-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/631\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/why-do-men-sit-with-their-legs-wide-open\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do men sit with their legs wide open?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open?<\/p>\n<p>A: So their brains can breathe.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7578\" alt=\"kim-jong-un-holding-durex\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-150x115.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-400x307.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/631\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/why-do-men-sit-with-their-legs-wide-open\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? 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