{"id":630,"date":"2012-04-17T09:48:33","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T09:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/630\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/adam-eve-and-god\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:26:35","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:26:35","slug":"adam-eve-and-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/630\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/adam-eve-and-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Adam, Eve, and God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6729\" title=\"funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs.jpg\" alt=\"funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs\" width=\"450\" height=\"676\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs-150x225.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-petition-gay-marriage-killed-the-dinosaurs-400x600.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>&#8220;God,&#8221; 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