{"id":625,"date":"2012-04-18T01:45:42","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T01:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/625\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/husband-detector\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:28:52","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:28:52","slug":"husband-detector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/625\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/husband-detector\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband detector"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night?<\/p>\n<p>A widow<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6731\" title=\"funny-poster-kick-your-ass\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass.jpg\" alt=\"funny-poster-kick-your-ass\" width=\"450\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass-150x193.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass-400x515.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/625\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/husband-detector\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night? 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