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\"funny-comoputer\"A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, \u201cWow, that’s a really fancy watch.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThanks, says the guy, \u201cIt’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it’ll answer me, telepathically.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cRubbish, you’re having me on,\u201d says the girl.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, it’s true,\u201d says that guy. \u201cLook, tell you what, I’ll prove it. I’ll ask it if you’ve got any panties on.\u201d The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, \u201cNope, it says you haven’t got any panties on.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, it’s wrong,\u201d says the girl, \u201cI do have panties on.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201dDamn,\u201d says the guy, slapping his watch, \u201cit’s an hour fast!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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