{"id":621,"date":"2012-04-16T17:41:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T17:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/621\/top-10-list\/difference-between-men-and-women\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:24:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:24:02","slug":"difference-between-men-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/621\/top-10-list\/difference-between-men-and-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Difference between men and women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6727\" title=\"funny-man-with-two-girls\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-with-two-girls-400x515.jpg\" alt=\"funny-man-with-two-girls\" width=\"400\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-with-two-girls-400x515.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-with-two-girls-150x193.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-with-two-girls.jpg 499w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#8217;t want.<\/p>\n<p>2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<\/p>\n<p>3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<\/p>\n<p>4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot &amp; love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all.<\/p>\n<p>5. Married men live longer than single men &#8211; but married men are a lot more willing to die.<\/p>\n<p>6. Any married man should forget his mistakes &#8211; there&#8217;s no use in two people remembering the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<\/p>\n<p>8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#8217;t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won&#8217;t change &amp; she does.<\/p>\n<p>9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<\/p>\n<p>10. There are 2 times when a man doesn&#8217;t understand a woman &#8211; before marriage &amp; after marriage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/621\/top-10-list\/difference-between-men-and-women\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#8217;t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/621\/top-10-list\/difference-between-men-and-women\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,20],"tags":[77,53,34,76,103,144,54,33],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-argument","tag-husband","tag-man","tag-marriage","tag-money","tag-top-10-list-2","tag-wife","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Difference between men and women -Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/621\/top-10-list\/difference-between-men-and-women\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Difference between men and women -Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"1. 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