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He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.<\/p>\n

The other guy says, “That was touching. I didn’t know you had it in you.”<\/p>\n

The first guy responds, “Well, I guess it was the thing to do – after all, I was married to her for 40 years.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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