{"id":62,"date":"2011-11-27T12:38:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T12:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/62\/animal-jokes\/horse-power\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T15:14:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T15:14:42","slug":"horse-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/62\/animal-jokes\/horse-power\/","title":{"rendered":"Horse power"},"content":{"rendered":"

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.<\/p>\n

\"funny-dogs-queue-for-peeing-on-a-tree\"The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man’s car bumper.<\/p>\n

Then he yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull.”<\/p>\n

Benny didn’t move.<\/p>\n

Then he yelled, “Come on, pull Ranger.”<\/p>\n

Still, Benny didn’t move.<\/p>\n

Then he yelled really loud, “Now pull, Fred, pull hard.”<\/p>\n

Benny just stood.<\/p>\n

Then the farmer nonchalantly said,<\/p>\n

“Okay, Benny, pull.”<\/p>\n

Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.<\/p>\n

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.<\/p>\n

The farmer said, “Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn’t even try<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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