{"id":618,"date":"2012-05-21T19:50:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T19:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/618\/office-jokes\/why-women-wear-white-on-their-wedding-day\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T03:43:47","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:43:47","slug":"why-women-wear-white-on-their-wedding-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/618\/office-jokes\/why-women-wear-white-on-their-wedding-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Why women wear white on their wedding day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do women wear white on their wedding day?<\/p>\n<p>All major kitchen appliances come in white.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6818\" title=\"high-heel-yoga-girl-reading\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/high-heel-yoga-girl-reading.jpg\" alt=\"high-heel-yoga-girl-reading\" width=\"570\" height=\"855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/high-heel-yoga-girl-reading.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/high-heel-yoga-girl-reading-150x225.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/high-heel-yoga-girl-reading-400x600.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/618\/office-jokes\/why-women-wear-white-on-their-wedding-day\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Why do women wear white on their wedding day? 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