{"id":617,"date":"2012-04-21T11:53:09","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T11:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/617\/politician-jokes\/genie-cant-deliver\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:53:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:53:02","slug":"genie-cant-deliver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/617\/politician-jokes\/genie-cant-deliver\/","title":{"rendered":"Genie can&#8217;t deliver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6746\" title=\"funny-shark-seat-and-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-400x400.jpg\" alt=\"funny-shark-seat-and-woman\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. 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