{"id":614,"date":"2013-07-10T02:56:38","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T02:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/614\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/the-lost-chapter-in-genesis\/"},"modified":"2013-07-07T12:52:37","modified_gmt":"2013-07-07T12:52:37","slug":"the-lost-chapter-in-genesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/614\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/the-lost-chapter-in-genesis\/","title":{"rendered":"The lost chapter in Genesis"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"yes-buttocks\"Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.<\/p>\n

So God asked him, “What is wrong with you?”<\/p>\n

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.<\/p>\n

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.<\/p>\n

He said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.\u00a0 She will always agree with every decision you make.\u00a0 She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. \u00a0 She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.\u00a0 She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.<\/p>\n

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

God replied,\u00a0 “An arm and a leg.”<\/p>\n

Adam thought a moment and asked, “What can I get for a rib?”<\/p>\n

The rest is history….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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