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There was an elderly couple who went to McDonald’s. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and an extra large soda.<\/p>\n

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The man at the next table was confused, so he went over there and told the couple that if they couldn’t afford a meal for each of them, he would be happy to pay for it. The old man shook his head and told him that there was no need because he and his wife had shared everything for the last 40 years.<\/p>\n

The man went back to his seat and then he saw the old man eating while the old woman just sat there doing nothing.<\/p>\n

He went over to them again and asked the old lady why she wasn’t eating.
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