{"id":610,"date":"2011-11-08T14:00:33","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T14:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/610\/office-jokes\/good-and-bad\/"},"modified":"2011-11-07T08:20:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T08:20:40","slug":"good-and-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/610\/office-jokes\/good-and-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Good and bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6273\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/I-love-my-marriage.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6273\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6273\" title=\"I-love-my-marriage\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/I-love-my-marriage.jpg\" alt=\"I-love-my-marriage\" width=\"450\" height=\"545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/I-love-my-marriage.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/I-love-my-marriage-150x181.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/I-love-my-marriage-400x484.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6273\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It is a lie!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Did ya hear I got married?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s good.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s bad! She&#8217;s ugly!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s good! She&#8217;s rich.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s good!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s bad! She won&#8217;t give me a cent.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s good! She bought me servants and a big house&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s good.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s bad! The house burnt down.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s good! She was in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/610\/office-jokes\/good-and-bad\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>&#8220;Did ya hear I got married?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s good.&#8221; &#8220;No, that&#8217;s bad! She&#8217;s ugly!&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad.&#8221; &#8220;No, that&#8217;s good! She&#8217;s rich.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s good!&#8221; &#8220;No, that&#8217;s bad! 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