{"id":61,"date":"2012-02-03T12:06:06","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T12:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/61\/animal-jokes\/death-of-the-dinosaurs\/"},"modified":"2012-01-28T01:50:05","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T01:50:05","slug":"death-of-the-dinosaurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/61\/animal-jokes\/death-of-the-dinosaurs\/","title":{"rendered":"Death of the dinosaurs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, let&#8217;s consider the physical evidence.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6536\" title=\"funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car-400x509.jpg\" alt=\"funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car\" width=\"400\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car-400x509.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car-150x191.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-Advertisements-ford-car.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.<\/p>\n<p>Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth&#8217;s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs; the tallest ones, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/61\/animal-jokes\/death-of-the-dinosaurs\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>OK, let&#8217;s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/61\/animal-jokes\/death-of-the-dinosaurs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,19,42,191],"tags":[192,193,661,157],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-jokes","category-campus-jokes","category-kids-jokes","category-science-jokes","tag-dinosaur","tag-moon","tag-science","tag-sun"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Death of the dinosaurs -Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/61\/animal-jokes\/death-of-the-dinosaurs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Death of the dinosaurs -Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"OK, let&#8217;s consider the physical evidence. 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