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A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother.<\/p>\n

\"photo-bomb-mating-animals\"The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him.<\/p>\n

He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for ex-wives?”<\/p>\n

The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an ‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”<\/p>\n

“Really?”<\/p>\n

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