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\"I'll<\/a>A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled.<\/p>\n

They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ”Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives,” she spoke wisely.<\/p>\n

”I agree completely, ma’am,” the man replied.<\/p>\n

The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. ”This bottle of wine wasn’t even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship.”<\/p>\n

”That’s a great idea, miss,” the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share.<\/p>\n

”I’m sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some?”<\/p>\n

”No, thanks,” came the reply. ”I’ll just wait on the cops to get here.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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