{"id":606,"date":"2011-11-07T22:35:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T22:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/606\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/final-confession\/"},"modified":"2011-11-07T08:13:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T08:13:23","slug":"final-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/606\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/final-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Final confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6271\" title=\"funny-mating-giraffe-fucking-horse\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating.jpg\" alt=\"funny-mating-giraffe-fucking-horse\" width=\"450\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating-150x122.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating-400x325.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>Brittany  was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Honey, I need to make a confession.&#8221;  whimpered Brittany groggily, &#8220;I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;It&#8217;s okay, Sweetie. 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