{"id":604,"date":"2014-05-09T14:13:53","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T14:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/604\/people-jokes\/mother-in-law\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:01:52","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:01:52","slug":"mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/604\/people-jokes\/mother-in-law\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother in law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6288\" title=\"Mother in law\" alt=\"Mother in law\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A man&#8217;s house is on fire.<\/p>\n<p>He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.<\/p>\n<p>Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. 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