{"id":603,"date":"2012-07-09T03:12:38","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T03:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/603\/top-10-list\/how-to-impress-a-woman-and-a-man\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:12:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T07:12:04","slug":"how-to-impress-a-woman-and-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/603\/top-10-list\/how-to-impress-a-woman-and-a-man\/","title":{"rendered":"How to impress a woman, and a man"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6970\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6970\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6970\" title=\"how-to-please-a-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-please-a-woman-400x269.jpg\" alt=\"how-to-please-a-woman\" width=\"400\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-please-a-woman-400x269.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-please-a-woman-150x101.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-please-a-woman.jpg 501w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6970\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">How to please a woman?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>1) Wine her.<br \/>\n2) Dine her.<br \/>\n3) Call her.<br \/>\n4) Hug her.<br \/>\n5) Hold her.<br \/>\n6) Surprise her.<br \/>\n7) Compliment her.<br \/>\n8) Smile at her.<br \/>\n9) Laugh with her.<br \/>\n10) Cry with her<br \/>\n11) Cuddle with her.<br \/>\n12) Shop with her.<br \/>\n13) Give her jewelry.<br \/>\n14) Buy her flowers.<br \/>\n15) Hold her hand.<br \/>\n16) Write love letters to her.<br \/>\n17) Write poetry for her.<br \/>\n18) Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How to Impress a Man: <\/strong><br \/>\n1) Show up naked.<br \/>\n2) Bring beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/603\/top-10-list\/how-to-impress-a-woman-and-a-man\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1) Wine her. 2) Dine her. 3) Call her. 4) Hug her. 5) Hold her. 6) Surprise her. 7) Compliment her. 8) Smile at her. 9) Laugh with her. 10) Cry with her 11) Cuddle with her. 12) Shop with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/603\/top-10-list\/how-to-impress-a-woman-and-a-man\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,21,20],"tags":[134,806,1225,1226,34,1227,899,154,33],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-beer","tag-flower","tag-hug","tag-jewelry","tag-man","tag-nake","tag-poem","tag-sex","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - 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