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“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside.<\/p>\n

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.<\/p>\n

“Screw it,” he thought. “I’ll just crawl home.”<\/p>\n

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.<\/p>\n

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