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\"Tee<\/a>A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.<\/p>\n

He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”<\/p>\n

The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”<\/p>\n

“Forget it, man,” said his partner, “you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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