{"id":60,"date":"2012-01-18T03:32:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T03:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/60\/computer-jokes\/computer-class-fun\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T02:10:25","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T02:10:25","slug":"computer-class-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/60\/computer-jokes\/computer-class-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Computer class fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6501\" title=\"funny-grave-computer-nerd\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-grave-computer-nerd.jpg\" alt=\"funny-grave-computer-nerd\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-grave-computer-nerd.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-grave-computer-nerd-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-grave-computer-nerd-400x299.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.<\/p>\n<p>She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.<\/p>\n<p>I started to type, &#8220;Leave me alone!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They both jumped back, silenced. &#8220;What the . . . &#8221; the teacher said.<\/p>\n<p>I typed, &#8220;I said leave me alone!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The kid got real upset. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t do anything to it, I swear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. 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