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\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\"<\/a>Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes.<\/p>\n

The president gets one and says, \u201cMy country needs me!\u201d and jumps.<\/p>\n

The smartest man in the world grabs one and says, \u201cWell, the world needs me, since I’m so smart,\u201d and jumps.<\/p>\n

One parachute left and the old man says, \u201cYou take it, my life is almost over anyway.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little girl says, \u201cNo. We both can jump.\u201d<\/p>\n

Confused, the man asks, \u201cHow?\u201d The little girl says, \u201cThe smartest man in the world took my backpack.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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