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One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program.<\/p>\n

\"funny-blonde-parking\"<\/a>

Woman is good at parking!<\/p><\/div>\n

The doctor there was showing them brains from real people and telling how expensive it would be to buy one.<\/p>\n

He said it was five million dollars for a female brain and ten million dollars for a male brain. The men snickered, thinking they knew why.<\/p>\n

One of the women said, ”Well, why is that, sir?”<\/p>\n

The doctor answered, “The men’s brains cost more, for they have never been used.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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