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A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.<\/p>\n

\"woman<\/a>At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.<\/p>\n

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.<\/p>\n

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.<\/p>\n

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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