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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.<\/p>\n

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The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.<\/p>\n

“Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their’s were still sticking out of the ground.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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