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\"sexy-tech-girl\"<\/a>

Girl with brain and breast!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.<\/li>\n
  2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.<\/li>\n
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.<\/li>\n
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.<\/li>\n
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.<\/li>\n
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.<\/li>\n
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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