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\"funny-When-you-drink-too-much\"<\/a>

Now you know why man need beer.<\/p><\/div>\n

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one.<\/p>\n

He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one.<\/p>\n

This goes on for at least an hour and a half.<\/p>\n

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, “I know it’s none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole “drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one” routine?”<\/p>\n

“Well,” slurred the man, “There’s a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it’s time for me to go home.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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