{"id":587,"date":"2013-06-08T05:29:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T05:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/587\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sweet-talk\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T05:20:19","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T05:20:19","slug":"sweet-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/587\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sweet-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept.<\/p>\n<p>The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying \u201cPass the sugar, sugar&#8230;. 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The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying \u201cPass the sugar, sugar&#8230;. Pass the honey, honey.\u201d Then he says, \u201cPass the tea, you old &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/587\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sweet-talk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,21],"tags":[115,74,53,54],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-airplane","tag-honey","tag-husband","tag-wife"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sweet talk -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/587\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sweet-talk\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sweet talk -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. 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