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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…”<\/p>\n

\"funny-shit-slogan-i-shit-my-pants\"<\/a>The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ”What’s wrong with it?”<\/p>\n

The doctor says, ”There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different! It’s a hermaphrodite.”<\/p>\n

The woman looks confused. ”A hermaphrodite, what’s that?”<\/p>\n

The doctor replies, ”It has both features of a male and a female.”<\/p>\n

The woman looks relieved. ”What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?<\/strong>”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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