{"id":581,"date":"2012-06-06T15:17:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T15:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/581\/office-jokes\/pretend-were-married\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T09:25:21","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T09:25:21","slug":"pretend-were-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/581\/office-jokes\/pretend-were-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretend we&#8217;re married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/581\/office-jokes\/pretend-were-married\/attachment\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws-3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6877\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6877\" title=\"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws1-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws1.jpg 475w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry to bother you but I&#8217;m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a better idea&#8230; let&#8217;s pretend we&#8217;re married.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; giggles the woman.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good,&#8221; he replies.\u00a0 &#8220;Get your own blanket.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/581\/office-jokes\/pretend-were-married\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. 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