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These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates.<\/p>\n

St.Peter told the first husband, \u201cI can’t let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"terrosists-in-beach\"Dejected, he turned and walked away.<\/p>\n

The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, \u201cCan’t let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny.\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.<\/p>\n

The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, \u201cCome on, Fanny, he’s not going to let us in either.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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