{"id":57,"date":"2011-11-24T14:00:01","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T14:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/57\/computer-jokes\/printing-yellow\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T15:01:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T15:01:53","slug":"printing-yellow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/57\/computer-jokes\/printing-yellow\/","title":{"rendered":"Printing yellow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard&#8217;s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn&#8217;t solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. 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