{"id":567,"date":"2012-11-13T10:08:37","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T10:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/567\/people-jokes\/golden-urinal\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T07:20:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T07:20:59","slug":"golden-urinal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/567\/people-jokes\/golden-urinal\/","title":{"rendered":"Golden urinal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7270\" title=\"drunken-sleeping-girl-Russian-girl-and-vodka\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-Russian-girl-and-vodka.jpg\" alt=\"drunken-sleeping-girl-Russian-girl-and-vodka\" width=\"366\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-Russian-girl-and-vodka.jpg 366w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-Russian-girl-and-vodka-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/>A man comes home late one night, drunk.<br \/>\n&#8220;Where have you been?&#8221; asks his wife.<br \/>\n&#8220;In the Golden Bar! 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