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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.<\/p>\n

\"boy-raider\"“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”<\/p>\n

“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”<\/p>\n

“He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”<\/p>\n

“He died of a broken neck.”<\/p>\n

“A broken neck?”<\/p>\n

“He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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