{"id":565,"date":"2012-11-06T13:06:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T13:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/565\/people-jokes\/fbi-interview\/"},"modified":"2012-11-04T07:19:28","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T07:19:28","slug":"fbi-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/565\/people-jokes\/fbi-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"FBI interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, &#8221;To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. 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