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He’s teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.<\/p>\n

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And as he added smack by smack, in silent sanctification, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, ”Now that’s subtraction.”<\/p>\n

Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, ”That’s multiplication.”<\/p>\n

Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, ”That’s long division!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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