{"id":553,"date":"2012-07-23T02:31:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T02:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/553\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sensitive-men\/"},"modified":"2012-07-07T14:16:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T14:16:00","slug":"sensitive-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/553\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sensitive-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Sensitive men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good looking?<\/p>\n<p>They already have boyfriends.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7016\" title=\"iron-man-also-need-money\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iron-man-also-need-money.jpg\" alt=\"iron-man-also-need-money\" width=\"400\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iron-man-also-need-money.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iron-man-also-need-money-150x134.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/553\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sensitive-men\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good looking? 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