{"id":549,"date":"2012-10-17T09:21:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T09:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/549\/sports-jokes\/go-to-hell-there-are-no-catholics-there\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T02:34:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T02:34:47","slug":"go-to-hell-there-are-no-catholics-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/549\/sports-jokes\/go-to-hell-there-are-no-catholics-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Go to Hell, there are no Catholics there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn&#8217;t see very well because of the nun&#8217;s little nun hats. 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