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\"funny-tear-off-my-number\"<\/a>

What a bitch!<\/p><\/div>\n

10) Cats’ facial expressions.<\/p>\n

9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.<\/p>\n

8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.<\/p>\n

7) \u201cFat\u201d clothes.<\/p>\n

6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.<\/p>\n

5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.<\/p>\n

4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.<\/p>\n

3) Eyelash curlers.<\/p>\n

2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.<\/p>\n

1) Other women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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