{"id":53,"date":"2012-01-03T18:35:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T18:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/53\/people-jokes\/give-him-another-chance\/"},"modified":"2012-01-02T03:31:23","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T03:31:23","slug":"give-him-another-chance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/53\/people-jokes\/give-him-another-chance\/","title":{"rendered":"Give him another chance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. 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