{"id":516,"date":"2014-02-11T13:19:48","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T13:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/516\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/california-lawyers\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:45:18","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:45:18","slug":"california-lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/516\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/california-lawyers\/","title":{"rendered":"California lawyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps while California has all the lawyers?<\/p>\n<p>Because New Jersey got first pick!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7236\" alt=\"California lawyers\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-400x313.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/516\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/california-lawyers\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps while California has all the lawyers? 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