{"id":513,"date":"2014-02-17T14:16:45","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T14:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/513\/animal-jokes\/lawyers-on-the-beach\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:48:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:48:40","slug":"lawyers-on-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/513\/animal-jokes\/lawyers-on-the-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyers on the beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How come you can&#8217;t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?<\/p>\n<p>Cats keep covering them over with sand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7107\" alt=\"Lawyers on the beach\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe-150x206.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe-400x551.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/513\/animal-jokes\/lawyers-on-the-beach\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How come you can&#8217;t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? 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