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\"funny-revenge-pee-to-your-neighbours-car\"A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’<\/p>\n

He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound\u2019 and another sign that says \u2018Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.\u2019<\/p>\n

So he asks the man behind the cash register, \u201chow come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer’s worth 90.00?\u201d<\/p>\n

The man replies, \u201cdo you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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