{"id":50,"date":"2011-11-05T12:06:39","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T12:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/50\/people-jokes\/signal-mans-test\/"},"modified":"2011-10-25T14:11:26","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T14:11:26","slug":"signal-mans-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/50\/people-jokes\/signal-mans-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Signal man&#8217;s test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6264\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6264\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6264\" title=\"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA.jpg\" alt=\"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA\" width=\"640\" height=\"633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA.jpg 640w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6264\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Expressway!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, &#8220;What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tom says, &#8220;I would switch one train to another track.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What if the lever broke?&#8221; asks the inspector.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever,&#8221; answers Tom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What if that had been struck by lightning?&#8221; challenges the inspector.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then,&#8221; Tom continues, &#8220;I&#8217;d run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What if the phone was busy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In that case,&#8221; Tom argues, &#8220;I&#8217;d run to the street level and use the public phone near the station&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What if that had been vandalized?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, well,&#8221; says Tom, &#8220;in that case I&#8217;d run into town and get my Uncle Leo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, &#8220;Why would you do that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>Because he&#8217;s never seen a train crash!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/50\/people-jokes\/signal-mans-test\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. 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