{"id":498,"date":"2012-05-17T09:36:54","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T09:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/498\/lawyer-jokes\/guess-who\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T03:20:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:20:31","slug":"guess-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/498\/lawyer-jokes\/guess-who\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess who?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6804\" title=\"the-best-place-for-fishing\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/the-best-place-for-fishing-400x297.jpg\" alt=\"the-best-place-for-fishing\" width=\"400\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/the-best-place-for-fishing-400x297.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/the-best-place-for-fishing-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/the-best-place-for-fishing.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing &#8221;Love&#8221; stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. 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