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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.<\/p>\n

\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\"He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ”Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed — not like he could do anything else — and he was on his way.<\/p>\n

When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, \u201cAh! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then the worker replied, \u201cThat wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward.\u201d<\/p>\n

So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, \u201cWhat else can you build?\u201d So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.<\/p>\n

Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, \u201cI think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven.\u201d Satan replied, \u201cNo way — he’s built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We’re keeping him.\u201d<\/p>\n

God then said, \u201cOh, yeah? Well, I’ll see you in court. We’re going to sue you for this man’s soul and damages. Satan just laughed: \u201cAnd where are you going to find a lawyer<\/strong>?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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