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\"funny-wrong-job-fun-car-operator\"A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:<\/p>\n

“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.”<\/p>\n

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”<\/p>\n

The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer’s assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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