{"id":492,"date":"2012-03-03T14:57:21","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T14:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T03:44:16","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:44:16","slug":"lawyer-buddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyer buddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6612\" title=\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg\" alt=\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\" width=\"400\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-150x156.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they&#8217;re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Help me find my ball. Look over there,&#8221; he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. &#8221;I&#8217;ve found my ball!&#8221; he announces.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;After all of the years we&#8217;ve been partners and playing together,&#8221; Jon says, &#8220;you&#8217;d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;And you&#8217;re a liar, too!&#8221; Jon says. &#8221;I&#8217;ll have you know I&#8217;ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they&#8217;re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,17],"tags":[604,107,162,149,461],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes","category-sports-jokes","tag-bet","tag-cheat","tag-golf","tag-lawyer","tag-lie"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they&#8217;re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Lawyer buddy\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":161,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"bet\",\"cheat\",\"golf\",\"lawyer\",\"lie\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Lawyer Jokes\",\"Sports Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/\",\"name\":\"Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend.jpg\",\"width\":\"580\",\"height\":\"606\",\"caption\":\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/492\\\/lawyer-jokes\\\/lawyer-buddy\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Lawyer buddy\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they&#8217;re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Lawyer buddy","datePublished":"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/"},"wordCount":161,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg","keywords":["bet","cheat","golf","lawyer","lie"],"articleSection":["Lawyer Jokes","Sports Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/","name":"Lawyer buddy -Lawyer Jokes, Sports Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend-400x417.jpg","datePublished":"2012-03-03T14:57:21+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend.jpg","width":"580","height":"606","caption":"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/492\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-buddy\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Lawyer buddy"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2129,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2129\/people-jokes\/golf-cheat\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":0},"title":"Golf cheat","author":"JokesLab","date":"January 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, \"I\u2019m not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.\" \"Why do you say that?\" \"Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green.\" \"That\u2019s possible.\" \"Not when I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;People Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"People Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/people-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"bikini-girls-club","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girls-club-400x258.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1881,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1881\/blonde-jokes\/a-blonde-may-be-smarter-than-a-lawyer\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":1},"title":"A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer","author":"JokesLab","date":"September 14, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blonde Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-shoes-ad-converse, i wear my shoes","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-shoes-ad-converse.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2012,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2012\/people-jokes\/mrs-jones-do-you-know-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":2},"title":"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?","author":"JokesLab","date":"October 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial \u2014 a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\" She responded, \"Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I\u2019ve known you since you were a young boy. And\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Lawyer Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Lawyer Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/lawyer-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-revenge-pee-to-your-neighbours-car","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-revenge-pee-to-your-neighbours-car-400x311.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":485,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/485\/people-jokes\/i-love-hearing-it\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":3},"title":"I love hearing it","author":"JokesLab","date":"November 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A guy phones a law firm and says, \"I want to speak to my lawyer.\" The receptionist says, \"I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week.\" The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, \"I want to speak to my lawyer.\" Once again the receptionist replies,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Lawyer Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Lawyer Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/lawyer-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-Japanese-bra-cone","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":508,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/508\/lawyer-jokes\/lawyer-partner\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":4},"title":"Lawyer partner","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 2, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. \"Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a decade.\" \"Relax,\" says Jack,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Lawyer Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Lawyer Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/lawyer-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":884,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/884\/people-jokes\/golf-and-tell\/","url_meta":{"origin":492,"position":5},"title":"Who&#8217;s he going to tell?","author":"JokesLab","date":"March 20, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Church and God Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Church and God Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/church-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-scene-big-john","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-scene-big-john.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}