{"id":491,"date":"2012-03-05T11:55:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T11:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/491\/lawyer-jokes\/cross-examining\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T03:57:14","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:57:14","slug":"cross-examining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/491\/lawyer-jokes\/cross-examining\/","title":{"rendered":"Cross-examining"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6617\" title=\"funny-bush-picking-up-phone\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bush-picking-up-phone1-400x405.jpg\" alt=\"funny-bush-picking-up-phone\" width=\"400\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bush-picking-up-phone1-400x405.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bush-picking-up-phone1-150x152.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bush-picking-up-phone1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:<\/p>\n<p>Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?<\/p>\n<p>Coroner: No.<\/p>\n<p>Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?<\/p>\n<p>Coroner: No.<\/p>\n<p>Attorney: Did you check for breathing?<\/p>\n<p>Coroner: No.<\/p>\n<p>Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren&#8217;t sure the man was dead, were you?<\/p>\n<p>Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man&#8217;s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it&#8217;s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/491\/lawyer-jokes\/cross-examining\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? 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